Yeesh.

This is just what you would expect from commenters on a blog about the forthcoming technological singularity.

Did you notice how they incorrectly capitalized the final three words of the comment!?!?!?!?

How lame can you get!? HAHAHAHAHA.

It's on the tip of my tongue.

What's that movie where all those soldiers go on that mission to save some dude named private Ryan? Saving... saving... something. I don't remember.

There's something truly special about this one. It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer wonders aloud what the movie about the speeding bus that couldn't let its speed drop too low was called.

Congratulations, internet. You are officially as dumb as Homer Simpson.

Groove on this.

First of all: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhh.... yeeeeeaah.

That's all I have to say. Let's hear from some our distinguished guests:






Now, I'm not entirely sure what a "fuck boy" is, but I can safely say I am not one, as I liked this very much. Using my dynamo-level vocabulary skills, I can safely assume (by analyzing the context) that a "fuck boy" is a "boy" who "fucks" another man's woman. Synonyms include: "Girlfriend snatcher" and "pro athlete."

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And now for some neo-feminism:

Word. If anybody is a bitch in this situation, it's clearly the "fuck boy." Sidenote: This comment was clearly written by a Mountain Dew rep.

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Are there any fuck boys in the crowd?

And now you've taken your philanderous tale to the YouTube. Thank you sir. Also, the "e" at the end of  the word "like" is more essential than you realize. The fate of humanity rests on that "e."

Interesting vocab note: While philanderous isn't actually a word (yet), it is a derivative of the word philander, meaning a man who "readily or frequently engages in casual relationships with women." However, philander comes from the Greek word philandros, which means, "fond of men." How does that work?

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So true. He's basically made a career out of stealing other dudes' women. I mean, a guy like Don Draper does it as a hobby, which is cool and stuff, but he has a completely separate job as a source of income.

R. Kelly doesn't. He feeds his family with his girlfriend-snatching abilities.

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And finally, it wouldn't be the YouTube without:

You stay classy, teddy080392.

The Green Lantern

That pretty much sums it up!





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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information.

Just... come on. This is the freaking comment section on a slideshow set to Bill Withers' "Just the Two of Us."







Wow. Um... Good to know.



Also: Way to kill the mood, dog.





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Who still uses a rolodex?

Today's bit of choice interweb morality morsels is pretty self explanatory.

Unless you don't understand extreme over-reaction to a good-natured (by internet standards) ribbing.

Because that is what's going on here.

Why do people have so much hate in them? Don't they realize that there are more important things to expend energy on than freaking out when someone doesn't like Tron? Isn't the world on the brink of World War III or something?

Ed. note: I realize the hypocrisy of judging others energy use while I myself expend energy sporadically updating a blog that makes fun of internet commenters. Let's not bring it up again, alright?


In other news: TRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!






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A Cornucopia of Offensiveness

And no, I'm not talking about Energy Solutions Arena.


I'm talking about this:






And all the comments that may follow it. There are really too many to post here. Do yourself a favor. Watch this awesome dunk, then click through to YouTube and scroll through pages of racist comments and useless arguments. It's good fun!

Here's one to whet your whistle:

If you want more phrases like "weakest pussys" and "ungay" then please, please click through.


Think of the children.



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