Groove on this.

First of all: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhh.... yeeeeeaah.

That's all I have to say. Let's hear from some our distinguished guests:






Now, I'm not entirely sure what a "fuck boy" is, but I can safely say I am not one, as I liked this very much. Using my dynamo-level vocabulary skills, I can safely assume (by analyzing the context) that a "fuck boy" is a "boy" who "fucks" another man's woman. Synonyms include: "Girlfriend snatcher" and "pro athlete."

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And now for some neo-feminism:

Word. If anybody is a bitch in this situation, it's clearly the "fuck boy." Sidenote: This comment was clearly written by a Mountain Dew rep.

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Are there any fuck boys in the crowd?

And now you've taken your philanderous tale to the YouTube. Thank you sir. Also, the "e" at the end of  the word "like" is more essential than you realize. The fate of humanity rests on that "e."

Interesting vocab note: While philanderous isn't actually a word (yet), it is a derivative of the word philander, meaning a man who "readily or frequently engages in casual relationships with women." However, philander comes from the Greek word philandros, which means, "fond of men." How does that work?

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So true. He's basically made a career out of stealing other dudes' women. I mean, a guy like Don Draper does it as a hobby, which is cool and stuff, but he has a completely separate job as a source of income.

R. Kelly doesn't. He feeds his family with his girlfriend-snatching abilities.

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And finally, it wouldn't be the YouTube without:

You stay classy, teddy080392.