I don't know if you're familiar, but...

There's this movie called Splice. It's about some geneticists who create some sort of human-monster hybrid, then proceed to both fall in love, and have sex with, said human-monster hybrid.

Yeah. It's kinda messed up. But it had a really good teaser.


Splice Teaser Trailer
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But that's not where today's comment comes from. For that, we turn to some article on Rotten Tomatoes that I have forgotten about. I think it had something to do with craziest movie-hookups of the year. A list in which Splice's monster-human hybrid nastiness deserves a spot.

It begs the question, if given the chance to diddle some creepy, bald, winged, winged partial human of your own creation, would you?

For Adrien Brody and this dear chap, the answer is clear.





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