There's a lot going on here.

This was posted on some NBA.com top ten list, but since the NBA's video player is so horribly broken, I won't link to it. Luckily for you, the reader, this matters not, as today's comment speaks for itself:

This comment is a fascinating insight into the mind of an individual who is clearly so intelligent that he or she cannot decide which information to bestow upon us humble peasants. Even the user name manages to cram massive amount of information in a single word. "KobeFan24Mamba" reads like the user name of someone who couldn't decide between several names, and just crammed them together, much like parents of my friend RogerStevenCraig.

But here, the username is just but an appetizer of things to come. What follows is a stream of consciousness that only the medium of comment can provide. I imagine someone just shouting this comment at the top of their lungs in a single breath. I highly recommend pasting this comment into your computer's text to speech program.

Seriously though, there is just so much going on in this comment that I don't know where to begin. I just... I have to go.

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