Look, I'm already depressed enough, universe.

This is easily the saddest thing you'll see all week.

You guys do see Raging Bull on this list, right?


I'm sorry, America, but The Blind Side is not a better movie than RAGING FREAKING BULL. Ask anyone who had anything to do with The Blind Side if they think they made a film superior to Martin Scorsese's boxing masterpiece, and I guarantee that the answer would be a resounding "Hell the balls no."

I'm not saying that The Blind Side isn't a perfectly good movie. It's just, come on. Even The Natural beat Raging Bull. 


What the hell, 85% of the 7,256 people who took this poll on ESPN.com? This just makes me really sad. And I don't need that in my life.

If I can't convince myself that Sandra Bullock owns at least 4,000 different computers, I'm moving to Vermont.

P.S. Some of the sadness is rescinded by pride at the fact that I knew that was Vermont without even looking. I have now used my grade school education 376 more times than my college degree.