While that story could end there and still be amazing, it actually gets more amazing. Or, as they say in Uruaguay, "Mas Amazando."
Note: They don't actually say that shit. It's mas asombroso, dumbass. Try using the dashboard translator sometime. Actually, like 7 times. Those things don't really work too well.
You see, I found this trailer. Which you shouldn't actually watch unless you've seen the movie, because it gives away the crux of the story in under 5 seconds.
Note: Check if they record for quickest trailer spoilers.
But it does so with some asombrosamente bad narration, so it's kind of forgivable. But it's all worth it, just for the second most liked comment on the trailer.

It's not just the Japanese, son. Boobs are a globally prized commodity.
Note: That is the type of sentence you wait your whole life to write.
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