Beneath a video of Dave Letterman interviewing Jay-Z, there is a fascinating dialogue concerning the true nature of the circumstances surrounding Jay-Z's entrepreneurial success.
The interview is actually pretty funny, but yeah... it's not like I go on YouTube to watch videos! I go for the knowledge bombs dropped in the comment section. And this one is rife with them.
A preface:
So there's something of a rumor going around the interwebs that Jay-Z is a high-ranking member of the illuminati, or some equally shadowy underground something or other. I would love to document the supposed evidence here, but just Google "Jay-Z illuminati" and you'll find out more than you ever wanted to know.
Or you could skip the speculation and head straight to the definitive truth:
BOOM! WORLDVIEW BOMB!
This is All-Star quality commenting. All-caps? Sentence breaks with ellipses? Paranoid delusions expressed as facts? Only the greatest achieve such heights. I mean, if you want to be taken seriously, and even trusted, this is the only reasonable way to present your argument.
In caligotspeerbomb's defense, this is clearly a "heat of the moment" thing, and there are a lot of people who agree with what is said here, expressing themselves in much more grammatically correct means.
Musical interlude.
Back to Jay-Z conspiracy theorists:
In defense of Jay, holloway092001 says,
In an attempt to make two good points, the first about the racial tensions inherently brought up when a Eurocentric society is confronted with successful black men, and the second about the level of trust one can put in a person who misspells two-letter words, holloway092001 falls flat with an incorrect use of the words "your" and "its." A couple apostrophes and an "e" would be all you need to appear remedially intelligent!
But intelligence aside, holloway092001' point is made, and caligotspeerbomb isn't going to take this lying down.
Just... just brilliant. I think I might start following caligotspeerbomb on youtube just to have constant material for this blog. I would run the risk of turning Comment Section into a fansite, but it's a risk a may have to take!
It's about this time in the comment thread that the suspisciously named redarmyjay joins the conversation.
Now, maybe I'm missing something, but until this point the potential apocalyptic event of 2012 has not been so much as hinted at. I would guess this is some sort of reference to the commonality of overarching implausibility between doomsday prophecies and conspiracy theories, but that I'm meeting redarmyjay more than halfway here.
Now, caligotspeerbomb is at the breaking point. He's going to drop the r-word.
DO SUM RESEARH THEN COME TALK UR SHYT!!! -- This is a guaranteed way to start a fight on the internet.
This is the point in the debate where, were it directed by Michael Bay, Martin Lawrence would slowly hang up a phone as the camera circled around him, and say, "This shit just got real."
Also of note in this comment: It would appear that caligotspeerbomb genuinely believes "faggot" is spelled "fagget," as he has now spelled it thusly in two consecutive comments. Although the number of t's seems to be a variable that can be adjusted for emphasis.
redarmyjay tries really, really, hard to make a legitimate argument.
And it's not bad. But the lack of proper capitalization and punctuation hurts the legitimacy of the argument. And it should be noted that whenever someone on the internet says they used "factual sources," it means they read the first link on the second page of their Google search, and nothing else.
Then someone actually tries to make a comment about the video:
It's like, FUCK OFF DUDE. This is not the place for that. Go to fuggin vimeo or some shit if you want to talk about videos. Can someone please get us back on track?
That's more like it. This one pretty much closes the book on this debate too. I mean, can anyone really argue with that logic?
I didn't think so. I mean, if there was just "so many damn evidence," or if there was "so many fucking evidence" you could probably find fault with it. But since"theres like so many dammn fuckn evidence its not even funny..." there is much more that can be said.
Case closed.
Or is it?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!
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