Is this a down-home compliment, or an underhanded insult?
I my worldview, a tall can of green beans is not a good thing. It's like a punishment. It's like... It's like something someone might be forced to eat in a Saw 18: El Ultimo.
HOWEVER, perhaps there are places where a tall can of green beans is quite the commodity, and thusly an acceptable simileic comparator in positive one sentence film reviews.
Alas, my meandering stream of unconsciousness probably has no point, as this is indubitably some hipster attempting to make a quaint comment. Little did LamontRaymond know that some anonymous -and hugely bitter- blogger would be there to analyze every word.
Haha. Sucker.
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