I... I don't know where to start. I guess I can say that this is a comment on some NBA.com story about Michael Jordan saying Kobe Bryant isn't that great or something? I don't know. It's not really important. Because this comment is there.
Now, this is clearly an English-as-a-second-language comment situation, and I in no way intend to insult anyone here, because this English is better than my... anything. Except maybe Idiran. Still. You've got to love the spelling here.
Highlights include:
"Absurd" spelled "Absoured"
Replacing "and" with "in"
Suggesting YouTube as a valuable research tool - in basketball analysis, it actually can be, but it's just kind of funny to say it.
But the cake-taker is spelling "Clyde Drexler" as "Clyde Drexclyer."
Just think. He could've been called "Clyer the Flyer" OR "Drexclyer the Tex Flyer!" Because he's from Texas. I think.
That last one really brought out the chuckle.
Also, "Dwayne Wade" is not correct. It's "Dwyane!" IDIOT. That's the type of mistake only an IDIOTIC IDIOT would make. The "y" comes before the "ane" for absolutely no reason, and to the ire of phoneticists everywhere. HOW COULD YOU MESS THAT UP!?!?!?
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