Help me out, loyal readership of people who came here by accident.

So here's the required viewing for today's lecture:



Yeah, it's that song that MF Doom sampled for "Hoe Cakes," also known as "Supersonic" by JJ Fad. First, let me note how choice it was for the uploader to denote that the video quality as A++. I owe this person a great debt for being the first person to accurately capture the ambience of a Slovenian car dealership.

Now, if the above video is not chronologically indicative, this is a song that was released during the 1980s, a fact that comes into play when someone leaves a comment like this:






Seeing as Fergie was no older than 12 when "Supersonic" was released, it would have been pretty difficult for JJ Fad to have stolen anything from her, outside of maybe a wicked Koosh ball collection or something.

In fact, this statement is so patently ridiculous that it brings to mind a disastrous possibility; could BehindTheLight99 be trolling?

Despite how much everyone hates trolls, knowing that no one actually thinks JJ Fad ripped off Fergie would probably be better for most people's overall outlook on humanity. So let's be safe and assume the trolling thing.

Of course, no one else makes that assumption, and the corrections begin. That is the point at which a good internet person would say something like "haha jp lol" OR "lol jk yall haha" OR PERHAPS "relax yall just joshin lol"

But not BehindTheLight99! Observe:

BOOM! HATEFUL!

There's no news like totally incorrect news!






I call this one the "you fucking retard (remix)" OR if you're into mash-up titles: "you fucking remix."


So here's where I need your help, dear readers (read: cats who accidentally typed in the Comment Section URL while chasing a moth across the keyboard). Is BehindTheLight99 really painfully unawares, and an asshole? Or just failing at sarcasm, and an asshole?

Also, what happened to that kid who's cutting a freaking rug in the Fergalicious video? Dude is rocking it!