All caps writing has long been a trope of internet commenting. However, some fail to fully harness its awesome power. You can usually spot these poor individuals because of their accidental use of punctuation; to actualize the all caps sentence, you must let the letters speak for themselves. Puny exclamation marks do not deserve the honor of ending such glorious prose.
Bolding is occasionally acceptable.
For a primer in the all caps sentence, let us turn to GABRIEL36893, and his commentary on the recent American football game between the University of Oregon and Stanford.
Normally, using a period to indicate the end of a sentence would be unacceptable. The all caps sentence knows no bounds; one should never attempt to contain it with such earthen constructs. GABRIEL36893 is saved from his oversight in this matter by his utter disregard for subject-verb agreement.
So, my dear GABRIEL36893, I am impress with your commenting abilities!
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